What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 03:21
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Tea ?
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : I don't drink
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : I'm 24.
Me : Thank you.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : No
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)